Dante wouldn't have been exiled if everyone in Tuscany had bathed with this soap--they all would have been too content and peaceful (he should have gone to Genova). It is an instant spa day. It is a smooth luxurious lathering tonic. It soothes the skin and relaxes after a long grind. It's the scent of Genova that made Nietzsche forget about nothingness and instead love everything. And it's true--it's impossible to have an existential crisis when bathing with this soap. These are facts.